I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.
(via youhavepoorcirculation)

Me no study
Me no care
Me go marry
A millionare
If he die
Me no cry
Me go marry
Another guy
(Source: gixongchy, via blueraftonthebluesea)
I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
(via harrysurfinpotter)
i have a friend who joined tumblr then i suddenly started getting texts like
“who the fuck is cousin matt?”
“what the hell is a sea pancake????”
“MOON… MOON?”
“what does everyone mean by Benedict is.. the.. real?”
“thats not an MRI scan wtf, why are they saying that?”
“who’s becky and what happened to her?”
and he ended up deleting his account
Fandom life clearly isn’t for everyone
(via allorain)
Photographs taken inside musical instruments making them look like large and spacious rooms.
THIS IS AWESOME.
How did they fit cameras in there though? Were they like the little Mars probe guy?
(via allorain)
there are literally so many people i follow that i would love be roommates with or travel the world with at the drop of the hat or just hang out on the couch watching movies or idek i think i’d date a lot of you
(Source: tomlintum, via amagicfarbeyond)